fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 05:32pm
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moon—cunt:

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

amazing.
I’m so outstandingly happy that we live in a time with all of the social media and smartphones so that we can get real and accurate reports and recordings of the truth.

Saturday Aug 16 @ 01:35pm
disgustinghuman:

Good morning!

disgustinghuman:

Good morning!

Saturday Aug 16 @ 01:31pm

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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